Just when you thought your phone could do everything..... boy were you wrong...

I think cell phone companies, application software companies, or a bored college comp sci student are running out of ideas for cell phone apps.  Its like, "Oh, what do we do now... create an app that lets us walk and text at the same time?" Cause now, there is a company working on an app and cell phone add on that will tell you if you have an STD by peeing on this little micro chip and putting it in your cell phone....  Yeah, you pee on a micro chip and place it in your cell phone... then it tells you if you have an STD or not.... The UK Clinical Research Collaboration has dumped about 4 million in to the development of this.. 'tool'.  I guess STD's are spreading around the UK faster than rumors of a shooter at A&M, so then the smartest thing to do would be to create a self testing kit for your iPhone so you can do it anytime you want and then tell your friends and tweet about it on twitter. "@lonelygurl13<3 I don't have gonorhea!!! and I'm not pregnant!!! (with a British accent, cause it seems this problem only exist in the UK.....)". I guess this could come in handy when you meet this really awesome person and you think, "maybe this is the one" and your not quite sure of their past because maybe they are a "born again Christian" and you could ask them, "hey, could you pee on this for me?", "ummmm, what?", "yeah, can you pee on this for me. I want to make sure your clean before we take this relationship to the next level." ... "but we met yesterday", "I know, you can never be too careful"..... This will either make or break that relationship. And hey, if they never talk to you again because if it, then it wasn't meant to be.  With all this said, looks like another worthless app (to me anyways, some people might find this very helpful for them... and their career as an "escort") that I will not be wasting money on.


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-Drew

For the people who think I'm lying about this (you know who you are), here's the link to the article: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/nov/05/new-test-mobile-phones-diagnose-stds