There are three types of guys in this world..

Those who can pull having a beard off, those who cant, and those who cant grow one... Unfortunately, a majority of the guys who prefer to sport the beard, cant pull it off... This is what I have noticed in the younger generations today (mainly college people).  And the these beards that people grow some times make you shiver in disgust.  Although there are the proud few who can proudly grow what God gave them long and not feel self conscience about. Here are some examples of people pulling off wearing a beard....

David Crowder: Quite the interesting man with quite the interesting beard. His use of the beard is to distinguished himself apart for just your average worship leader/musical genius.  Should almost be trade marked as the, "the crowder look", and he would not be the same with out it.  Some times people try to replicate "the crowder look", and fail miserably at it.  

Chuck Norris:  Do I need to explain this beard?

It is known that most men who can pull off a beard do not always wish to wear the beard, this is because they do not want to make boys feel intimidated, adolescent, and ugly when they are around them.  These are two men who have the ability and the authority of wearing a beard and who are socially accepted in society as someone of power, and not someone who is week and powerless. . .and not attractive... like those who follow:

Computer nerd/extreme gamer/Baylor ECS student/all the above:  Like stated in the title this beard is a common occurrence in Baylor's ECS school. They ace commonly super thin, super long, and looks like it hasn't been washed since it was a little baby hair.  Not only is this beard popular in the "nerd" group, but it is growing (pun intended) in other social groups.  Such as the, "I'm so indie I pretend to do homework at common grounds", or the "one day I'm going to play guitar in a band", and finally "dude, have you played Starcraft 2 yet?".

The overkill: pretty self explanatory. Its long, gross, and probably smells like rotting food and built up dried sweat.  

Finally there are the guys in this world that cant just grow a beard.  Is it a sign that they are not men, or have not reached that stage in life yet (and for some never will, example is coming), or that they are not even humans just aliens that came to mess up our world!?  Heres two of those non-bearded aliens. 

Obama:  It appears that this bearded american "figure" cannot grow full beard. Maybe a mustache, but not a beard.  Maybe to improve his approval rating he should atempt to grow a beard to make him seem more powerful, but probably there is nothing this man can do to make him look more powerful...

Justin Bieber: yes this kid is only like 16, but at 16.. I could grow a solid goatee in a week. Even if this kid could grow one, he would never be able to pull off the rough look, hes too much of a fairy.  Bieber might not ever be able to grow a beard, why . . . because girls cant grow beards - Ryan Hunter. Its so true and you know it.

So guys.. You are one of the following... Make sure you know your place. It will help your chances of making friends, getting a  possible girl friend, and whether or not people accept you.  Its true, just be careful

Side note,

Does anyone know why Lady or Joy are no longer brought to the football games? Did they maul to many longhorn fans and Aggies last year?

-Drew